Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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