I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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