I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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