The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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