I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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