Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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