You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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