Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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