exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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