She's JV to your varsity
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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