Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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