do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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