i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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