She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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