nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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