shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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