I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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