this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
do herpes really smell.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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