Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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