can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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