pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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