brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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