I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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