Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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