another moral hangover. fuck.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Are we still banned from the library?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
