I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i drank out of a bidet.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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