But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I FOUND THE LEGS
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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