Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
