I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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