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say what?
wanna hang out?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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