Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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