I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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