Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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