Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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