wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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