this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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