Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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