We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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