Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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