have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Alive.
So much puke
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize