i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
