i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
