Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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