Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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