Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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