Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do vagina's smell?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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