whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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