i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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