remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it glows. i had to have it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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