good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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