dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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