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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(+44): View more from England

I just gift wrapped bread.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�

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(713): View more from Texas

She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?

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(443): View more from Maryland

And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces

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(575): View more from New Mexico

It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

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(425): View more from Washington

I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?

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PS: I think I'm in love

(301): View more from Maryland

Ability to walk tomorrow tbd

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