if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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