Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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